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Binding: VHS Tape EAN: 9786301538213 Format: Color, NTSC ISBN: 6301538218 Label: Columbia/Tri-Star Languages: Manufacturer: Columbia/Tri-Star Number Of Items: 1 Publisher: Columbia/Tri-Star Release Date: December 20, 1989 Running Time: 84 minutes Studio: Columbia/Tri-Star Average Rating:
![]() Rating: - Pun: The MovieThis movie tries REALLY hard to be funny, and sometimes (especially near the end) it actually gets a few laughs, but mostly it comes across as a bunch of stupid jokes tied together by a weak plot. It's as if a bunch of guys were throwing jokes around and then decided to write a script. Unfortunately, the delivery is so bad that it begins to feel like someone took Sarah Silverman's stand-up at the 2007 Vegas Music Awards and performed it as a film dramatization. The plot centers around ... Read More Rating: - CLASS DISMISSED!Lousy HORROR comedy about alien invaders taking over a high school attended by the usual sex starved idiots. High school's a bad enough experience without all these STUPID teen movies making the matter worse! Overall grade...F Rating: - "I'm the living end, baby."I'm certainly not expert on cinema, but I've seen enough to know one of the worst kinds of movies is an unfunny comedy, which is exactly what we have here with Monster High (1989). The last time I saw something this rotten was when I watched The Party Animal (1984), which is also available on DVD, if you're interested. Co-written by Roy Langsdon (The Forbidden Dance) and John Platt, who would later go on to produce a slew of those oh so wonderful reality shows that plague the television like "Big ... Read More Rating: - UnbelievableI never thought I'd see this classic on DVD. Without a doubt, one of the best if not the absolute best B-Movie ever... definitely the most underrated. [...] Completely discard the other movie for this and listen up: If you are into schlocky horror films, then this is just beyond words. Everything you ever wanted is here: Killer shoes, basketball-playing zombies, strange directing (some characters open up an elevator door and some girl is getting killed as a strobe light blinks ... Read More Rating: - PURE JUNK REPACKAGEDNow look at the cover of this DVD...looks pretty creepy...pretty scary...pretty sinister, right? Well take a good long look because it all goes downhill from there. This film was one that used to be show with some frequency on the old "Up All Night" on USA with Ronda Shear. Yes, this movie is some 16 years old and is being re-released with the hopes of fooling a few suckers into buying it. It's advertised as being from the co-producers of "Return of the Swamp Thing", as if that was supposed to be some ... Read More |