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 - butts are very abusiveMy review on Zombie Butts From Uranus was very intersting because the book was posed with butts Rating: - How to survive buttsI really want to get this book. I already have the first book, so I should give you all a little synopsis on... HOW TO SURVIVE BUTTS. Step One: Your Butt and You Your butt can detach at will if it wants to. So, you should always be careful to keep an eye out for a runaway butt. Step Two: How to be Prepared A good butt fighter always needs to have his equipment. Here is a list of some things you will need to survive butts. You need a butt magnet, a few butt-guns, a tennis racket, a pointy stick, a Laxative Launcher, a net, and a cake of soap. Step Three: How to Know A Butt Butts come in all variations. Feral butts are runaway butts that have totally forgotten about their former rules. Runaway butts are butts detached from their owners. Rogue butts are wild and untamed. Kamikaze butts are butts that can blow themselves up. Nuclear butts are two or more butts mashed together, which can be fired from a Nuclear Butt launcher. Buttguards are butts that protect important butts. Step Four: How to Know Your Obstacles Butt boulders are many butts mashed together that can crush anything that gets under it. Buttcanoes are extinct volcanoes that have been colonized by butts. No more for this section. Step Five: The Great White Butt The great white butt is the leader of all the butts. Some say he was a side effect of nuclear testing. Others say an egyption calliographer found hyrogliphics of a white butt. In the book Chariots of the Butts, Eric von Dunnycam claimed the Great White Butt to be a space traveler. Step Six: How to Defeat Stenchgantor, the Great Unwiped Butt Stenchgantor is the most disgusting butt in the world. The only way you can defeat him is popping one of his pimples. He doesn't have an eye, but can sniff for its prey. Step Seven: How to Defeat the Great White Butt and save the world BLOW HIM UP IN A BUTTCANO! Rating:  - buttsZack Freeman skied down a steep snow-covered slope on a crisp sunny winter morning, completely unaware that he was about to be engulfed by a deadly crapalanches. Crapalanche! This book is about an army of zombie butts who try to take over the world. This book is the sequel to the book The Day My Butt Went Psycho. I hope that you enjoy this book as much as I did.
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