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How to Catch the A-Team
Originally presented at dailyradar.com
I thought it was hilarious so I saved it.

To: 20 Ways To Stop The A-Team

It's not as hard as you might think.

Hello, my name is Corporal Johnson, and I'm a member of the US Army Military Police. Now, I certainly don't want to overstep my bounds or make my superiors look bad, but I think that I have a few ideas that might help us catch the outlaws known as the A-Team.

I served with Colonel Lynch for 3 years in a futile effort to catch the A-Team. In that time I broke my arm seven times, survived 18 car accidents, and crashed a helicopter into the side of a mountain (luckily I walked out of the flaming wreckage unharmed.) Because of this, I feel that I have the experience to offer these suggestions on how to catch the A-Team. Whether or not my superiors will listen, is still to be determined.

Before we get started, let's look at who we're trying to catch:

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith

I love it when a plan comes together! The Leader:
Always has a plan

I wonder if the cigar will give me away? Master of Disguise?
Yes

What do you mean poor, we always aim at the bad guys feet?! Shooting Ability:
Poor

I hate jumping out of helicopters! Weakness:
Almost one hundred years old

Lieutenant Templeton 'Face' Peck

I love being me. The Intelligence Agent:
One million disguises

Just put on a pair of glasses and nobody will recognize you. Works for Superman everytime. Master of Disguise?
Yes

What's wrong with this gun? No matter where I shoot it lands at the bad guys feet! Shooting Ability:
Poor

I always get the chicks! Weakness:
Loves the ladies

Captain H.M. 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Crazy I'm the only sane one here! The Pilot:
He's crazy, but he's a good pilot

I can't wait till I land that job on Star Trek! Master of Disguise?
Yes

Let's see if I aim at their head I might hit that explosive barrel of moonshine. Shooting Ability:
Poor

I'm not crazy I shop at tvcrazy.net ! Weakness:
As mentioned above, he's crazy.

Sergeant Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus

I'm one tough dude! The Muscle:
He's one tough dude!

Nobody recognize Mr. T with this hat on my head! Master of Disguise?
Yes

I could hit these stupid suckas if they would stop running! Shooting Ability:
Poor

My hair looks good sucka! Weakness:
Bad hair and airplanes!

To: 20 Ways To Stop The A-Team

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